Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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