this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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