She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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