: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
I'm always down for nudity.
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