is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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