you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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