at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
