i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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