They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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