big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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