im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Two words: blizzard sex
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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