Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
do nipples grow back?
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