You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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