yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
