Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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