Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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