Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
