Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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