Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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