How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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