All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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