Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
there's paper in my vomit.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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