just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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