So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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