Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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