ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Randomize
