i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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