Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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