We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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