i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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