i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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