Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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