So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
