i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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