i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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