accomplished twins. life is a go
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
tell me about the eggs
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