Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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