p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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