If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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