Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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