Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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