Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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