Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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