How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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