oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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