Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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