I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
my liver is dry heaving
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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