Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
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