Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
