How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
You took a bar mat shot.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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